Breaking News!!: local sleep deprived teen really needs to freakin shave
Sir this is the police we are here to inform you that you are not, I repeat, ARE NOT allowed to shave it is against law. Sorry I do not make law.
i cant go back to jail
FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country